Friday, February 29, 2008

Why does this make me VERY happy?

Santana line:
IP -2
H - 4
R - 3
ER -3
K - 1
BB -0
ERA - 13.50


I know this will probably be the only thing I will smile about today.
We're playing the red sox tonight.
I don't know why I just feel as if we will get spanked.
But it does make me feel good seeing how horrid Santana did.
So I guess even the "best" can completely just BLOW ASS.
SO red sox, blow ass please.

My fave player at the moment: Juan Gonzalez
Ya know, the guy who's had one at bat the past 3ish years?
He hit a 3 run HR against THE Johan Santana.

NICEEEEE.
<3,
The absolutely innocent and pure and gentle Karlee.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Boof Bonser= DEATH METAL

WATCH OUT PAT NESHEK.

Boof is knocking at your hXc door.


BOOF BONSER MUSIC


CLICK.
Laugh your ass off.


<3,
Karlee

Monday, February 18, 2008

PFFFFT....what?

Spring Training has started.
8 days until first spring training baseball game.
HOLY CRAP KIDS, BASEBALL IS UPON US.


So who's with me on the whole "I really want Nick Punto to be amazing in spring training" thing?
I should stop humping his leg any day now, I swear I will.


So I'm watching channel 11 (all you minnesotans know as kare11)
And they show boof practicing and warming up and such.
Uh. He's evaporated. He's oof onzer now.
HE'S FAST.
Watch out Mauer, Boof is getting quite studly, he'll be messing with your game.
On and OFF the field boyyyyyy.

Oh, excuse me while I watch the Wild bitch smack the hell outta the canucks.
NASLUND YOU GOING DOWNNNNNNNNN.

And Rolston is playing *pitter patter*

Karlee OUT.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Liriano+Winehouse=love

Why are they a match made in heaven?

They both can't get their visas to get into the us.

Naughty Liriano, drunk driving.

BUT DONT FRET. He'll be at spring training....but a bit late.

So if my paint program worked there would be a witty picture of Liriano with a beehive hair-do on top of his head. But alas, it does not work. But you kids have a good imagination, right?

When Liriano was out he wrote a little ditty and it goes a little something like *reet reet*:

They tried to make me go to spring training
I said yo let me go
Yes I am black, but when I come back
You'll fo sho know know know

I ain’t got the time
And if my Gardy thinks im fine
He’s tried to make me go to spring training
I want to go, go, go

I’d rather be at home with baby jesus
I ain’t got 70 days
Cos there’s nothing, nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mister Rick Anderson

Didn’t get a lot(of run support) in 07 (if he did play that is, but if he did he wouldnt of..carrying on)
But I know it won't happen in 08

They’re tryin to make me go to spring training
I said yo I want to go
Yes I am black, but when I come back
You will fo sho know know know

I aint got the time,
And if my Gardy thinks im fine,
He’s tried to make me go to spring training,
I want to go, go, go.

Monday, February 11, 2008

I know, this is a baseball blog.

But this is just too damn good NOT to post.




Oh, Mike Huckabee.

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