(she doesnt like bridges right quick)
And well..I couldn't find anyone to come. I MEAN HELL. FREE TICKETS.
..anyways.
She started to drink.
Then.
She looked at the bottle.
And let out a long sigh..and hugged it.
theeee horrrrrooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yes I'm Marlon Brando. Or..however you spell his name.
He's fat.
OMG I JUST FOUND MENTOLMINT SCHNAPPS.
The catillo bottle keeps on looking at me sad.
I also have "red dog" beer (redmond?)
Yeah. They live through me, even through my alcohol.
Scary.
OKAY
EDIT.
I just realized. the mentolmint schnapps.
Just...look at the name.
I don't mean to do this!
I BUY THIS JUST RANDOMLY.
I'm scared.
I would so lollercoaster right now.
But I'm too freaked out to do that.
you forgot the Bartlett pears!!
ReplyDeletesee but there is the thing.
ReplyDeletei didn't buy these on purpose.
Hahahaha..I realized it that night.
I thought they were possesing me. haha
but yes
bartlett pears.
there has to be a canadian candy that says morneau.
like morneau marshmallow moon pies.
i will look into the canadian morneau thing for ya~!
ReplyDeletehahaha.
ReplyDeletescore.