Since karlee was too scared to go to the game tonight.
(she doesnt like bridges right quick)
And well..I couldn't find anyone to come. I MEAN HELL. FREE TICKETS.
..anyways.
She started to drink.
Then.
She looked at the bottle.
And let out a long sigh..and hugged it.
theeee horrrrrooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yes I'm Marlon Brando. Or..however you spell his name.
He's fat.
OMG I JUST FOUND MENTOLMINT SCHNAPPS.
The catillo bottle keeps on looking at me sad.
I also have "red dog" beer (redmond?)
Yeah. They live through me, even through my alcohol.
Scary.
OKAY
EDIT.
I just realized. the mentolmint schnapps.
Just...look at the name.
I don't mean to do this!
I BUY THIS JUST RANDOMLY.
I'm scared.
I would so lollercoaster right now.
But I'm too freaked out to do that.
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4 comments:
you forgot the Bartlett pears!!
see but there is the thing.
i didn't buy these on purpose.
Hahahaha..I realized it that night.
I thought they were possesing me. haha
but yes
bartlett pears.
there has to be a canadian candy that says morneau.
like morneau marshmallow moon pies.
i will look into the canadian morneau thing for ya~!
hahaha.
score.
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