Liriano+Winehouse=love

Why are they a match made in heaven?

They both can't get their visas to get into the us.

Naughty Liriano, drunk driving.

BUT DONT FRET. He'll be at spring training....but a bit late.

So if my paint program worked there would be a witty picture of Liriano with a beehive hair-do on top of his head. But alas, it does not work. But you kids have a good imagination, right?

When Liriano was out he wrote a little ditty and it goes a little something like *reet reet*:

They tried to make me go to spring training
I said yo let me go
Yes I am black, but when I come back
You'll fo sho know know know

I ain’t got the time
And if my Gardy thinks im fine
He’s tried to make me go to spring training
I want to go, go, go

I’d rather be at home with baby jesus
I ain’t got 70 days
Cos there’s nothing, nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mister Rick Anderson

Didn’t get a lot(of run support) in 07 (if he did play that is, but if he did he wouldnt of..carrying on)
But I know it won't happen in 08

They’re tryin to make me go to spring training
I said yo I want to go
Yes I am black, but when I come back
You will fo sho know know know

I aint got the time,
And if my Gardy thinks im fine,
He’s tried to make me go to spring training,
I want to go, go, go.