Wednesday, January 2, 2008

And here are your 2008 twins!

Season in Preview
A lot can change by Opening Day, but as 2007 becomes 2008, this is who is projected to take the field for the Twins:
CF Jason Pridie
2B Brendan Harris
C Joe Mauer
RF Michael Cuddyer
1B Justin Morneau
LF Delmon Young
DH Jason Kubel/Craig Monroe
3B Mike Lamb
SS Adam Everett
SP Johan Santana
SP Scott Baker
SP Boof Bonser
SP Kevin Slowey
SP Glen Perkins
CL Joe Nathan

*golf clap*
.....I miss Lew.

And this my friends is why I didn't pay for season tickets.
Yes I will be going, but it isn't worth the 1,000 + dollars I'd spend.
Consider me a home run porch/cheap seats dweller.

Random: I am going to be yelling out "this is Sparta" at games.
Because the men who were 300 strong and the men of the 40 man roster for 08 have alot in common:

1.They have spirit.
2.They stand for what they believe in, like teaching grown men how to lay down a routine bunt.
Or lay down a good ol' fashioned ass kicking. Same thing right? No?
3.They fight no matter what, and will probably lose.
4.They look good in loin cloths.
5.Xerxes is kinda like Pohlad. Just kinda though, minus a few piercings.
6.They both look fashionable in their outfits.
7.They sure as HELL know how to hustle.
8.They use their sticks well.
9.When elephants fall from cliffs, they land hard....okay I got nothing. That part is rad.
10.There is no crying in baseball. And there shouldn't be no crying during battles, but I guess if your sons head gets chopped off I guess I'll let it slide, just this one time.

Spring training needs to start asap.

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