Twins 3 Boston 8

Boof did an amazing job.
I'm very excited for this season.
LOVES BASEBALL.

Sorry, I'm too excited.
Ahhh, that busch light kid cracked a homer, good for him.

from the tribe:
"2B Nick Punto made a terrific play in the first inning, racing behind the pitcher’s mound to field a high chopper from Dustin Pedroia and then throwing across his body to get the out at first base. Punto also had a good first at-bat against Hideki Okajima, fouling off several two-strike pitches before flying out to the left-field warning track."


March 31st. Come now.

oh yeah I wanted to break this out for ev's...now I have a reason to:

Why does this make me VERY happy?

Santana line:
IP -2
H - 4
R - 3
ER -3
K - 1
BB -0
ERA - 13.50


I know this will probably be the only thing I will smile about today.
We're playing the red sox tonight.
I don't know why I just feel as if we will get spanked.
But it does make me feel good seeing how horrid Santana did.
So I guess even the "best" can completely just BLOW ASS.
SO red sox, blow ass please.

My fave player at the moment: Juan Gonzalez
Ya know, the guy who's had one at bat the past 3ish years?
He hit a 3 run HR against THE Johan Santana.

NICEEEEE.
<3,
The absolutely innocent and pure and gentle Karlee.

Boof Bonser= DEATH METAL

WATCH OUT PAT NESHEK.

Boof is knocking at your hXc door.


BOOF BONSER MUSIC


CLICK.
Laugh your ass off.


<3,
Karlee

PFFFFT....what?

Spring Training has started.
8 days until first spring training baseball game.
HOLY CRAP KIDS, BASEBALL IS UPON US.


So who's with me on the whole "I really want Nick Punto to be amazing in spring training" thing?
I should stop humping his leg any day now, I swear I will.


So I'm watching channel 11 (all you minnesotans know as kare11)
And they show boof practicing and warming up and such.
Uh. He's evaporated. He's oof onzer now.
HE'S FAST.
Watch out Mauer, Boof is getting quite studly, he'll be messing with your game.
On and OFF the field boyyyyyy.

Oh, excuse me while I watch the Wild bitch smack the hell outta the canucks.
NASLUND YOU GOING DOWNNNNNNNNN.

And Rolston is playing *pitter patter*

Karlee OUT.

Liriano+Winehouse=love

Why are they a match made in heaven?

They both can't get their visas to get into the us.

Naughty Liriano, drunk driving.

BUT DONT FRET. He'll be at spring training....but a bit late.

So if my paint program worked there would be a witty picture of Liriano with a beehive hair-do on top of his head. But alas, it does not work. But you kids have a good imagination, right?

When Liriano was out he wrote a little ditty and it goes a little something like *reet reet*:

They tried to make me go to spring training
I said yo let me go
Yes I am black, but when I come back
You'll fo sho know know know

I ain’t got the time
And if my Gardy thinks im fine
He’s tried to make me go to spring training
I want to go, go, go

I’d rather be at home with baby jesus
I ain’t got 70 days
Cos there’s nothing, nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mister Rick Anderson

Didn’t get a lot(of run support) in 07 (if he did play that is, but if he did he wouldnt of..carrying on)
But I know it won't happen in 08

They’re tryin to make me go to spring training
I said yo I want to go
Yes I am black, but when I come back
You will fo sho know know know

I aint got the time,
And if my Gardy thinks im fine,
He’s tried to make me go to spring training,
I want to go, go, go.

I know, this is a baseball blog.

But this is just too damn good NOT to post.




Oh, Mike Huckabee.

100th post.

And of course, who is it about?
Johan,........Santana.

I guess we are trading him to the mets for 4 "young prospects"
These are my thoughts: what the...FUCK!

Yep.
Thats about it.

On the upside Led Zeppelin is going on tour.

I guess we don't need a dh.
Hmmmm.
Kubel and Monroe.
Right.

I'm sure going to miss watching hockey, because ya know...they like to win.

Oh, Billy Smith.

We all kinda know Santana will be traded, thats a give in.
I'm done attempting to think we'll sign him.
I give up.

So how about you (YES you Mr.Smith) be a sweetheart and sign Morneau AND Cuddyer to a long term deal?
Hmmm sound good? huh? yeah?

"No matter what happens, I'm going to be in a Twins uniform for the next three years unless I get traded," Morneau wrote. "But some moves they make or do not make may have some influence on a long-term deal into my first years of free agency."

Is it me or what he said is giving you all sorts of kind of deja vu?
Ala Hunter, Santana, and Nathan?
The whole "moves they make or do not make may have influence on what I do" kinda thing?
Can't someone take a damn hint?
Guess not.
By the time the new stadium opens all we'll have left is Mauer.

Oh...Roger Clemens.

OBVIOUSLY isn't real, but...it will make you laugh and add 2 years to your life. (really.)

Oh yeah...Roger.
You are very whiny.

Oh and

Swisher to the Sox?
Hell yeah, another reason to hate the bitch sox.

And here are your 2008 twins!

Season in Preview
A lot can change by Opening Day, but as 2007 becomes 2008, this is who is projected to take the field for the Twins:
CF Jason Pridie
2B Brendan Harris
C Joe Mauer
RF Michael Cuddyer
1B Justin Morneau
LF Delmon Young
DH Jason Kubel/Craig Monroe
3B Mike Lamb
SS Adam Everett
SP Johan Santana
SP Scott Baker
SP Boof Bonser
SP Kevin Slowey
SP Glen Perkins
CL Joe Nathan


*golf clap*
.....I miss Lew.


And this my friends is why I didn't pay for season tickets.
Yes I will be going, but it isn't worth the 1,000 + dollars I'd spend.
Consider me a home run porch/cheap seats dweller.

Random: I am going to be yelling out "this is Sparta" at games.
Because the men who were 300 strong and the men of the 40 man roster for 08 have alot in common:

1.They have spirit.
2.They stand for what they believe in, like teaching grown men how to lay down a routine bunt.
Or lay down a good ol' fashioned ass kicking. Same thing right? No?
3.They fight no matter what, and will probably lose.
4.They look good in loin cloths.
5.Xerxes is kinda like Pohlad. Just kinda though, minus a few piercings.
6.They both look fashionable in their outfits.
7.They sure as HELL know how to hustle.
8.They use their sticks well.
9.When elephants fall from cliffs, they land hard....okay I got nothing. That part is rad.
10.There is no crying in baseball. And there shouldn't be no crying during battles, but I guess if your sons head gets chopped off I guess I'll let it slide, just this one time.


Spring training needs to start asap.