Chicag-HO!

It's always a good time when we play you.
I enjoy it because it's a hit-a-thon.

But uhm.

Umpire(s),
You suck. I don't like you.

Roar,
Karlee


Last nights game just...made me just. I...no words.

ONTO TODAYS GAME.

Morales. You is good.
You is hurts.
Ouch.
Just a sprain, but it looked like you ripped your leg off by the look on your face.
Don't scare me like that.

And of course.
"amazing play by Nick Punto!!!11!1one"
If I had a quarter for each time someone says that.
I'd be a mo effing millionaire.

Lets win today plz k thanx.
ps: I think we all know this but I HATE AJ PIERZYNSKI.
....wait who actually likes him? Rly.

I.
HATE.
HIM.
SO.
MUCH.
Now we're tied.

GARDY.
whydidyouputincarmencali.

Wait..so you leave cali in.
and now chicago is ahead.

Okay I'm done with this.

As "pulling a blyleven says"
I AM FULL OF ANGER SALAD.