7:18-It's the top of the 1st.
Two K's already?
Ahhhh..I love you maybe.
Let's hope I still love you after the game.
Oh yeah ps: I really don't like Casilla. Sorry. I think I never will either.
And it's not because he took Castillo's place. I just..no. Sorry. Okay? NO.
Friday, August 31, 2007
LULZAPALOOZA
No words.
Just a big bag of Lollercoaster.
I'm sorry. This is just..wow I..and..can't stop laughing. Oh..Ohhhhhh.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Alright..*breathes out*
Okay Okay.
GOD that picture is so wrong, yet....so...so right.
Maybe...
Maybe if Mauer didn't get hurt, we would be ahead.
Maybe if Punto decided to be as good as last year, we would be ahead.
Maybe if everyone and their damn cat didn't get hurt, we would be ahead.
Maybe if Morneau found his boom stick and knew how to produce rbis we would be ahead.
Maybe if Cuddyer didn't strike out as much, we would be ahead.
Maybe if we didn't trade people we really shouldn't have, we would be ahead.
And maybe if we didn't suck. We would be ahead.
UPDATE:
It's only 8 minutes into the game and there is already 3 hits. 2 runs in already...wait..3 now..uh..wait wtf is going on!?
AWESOME GARZA. NO. NO. RLY. WTF.
Garza is 0-2 against KC.
I'm not even going to update you on this game.
I'm not counting this game as a real game, I don't count the ones they don't show on tv a game.
I'm weird, shut up.
NEXT GAME: MUFFIN MAN. <3 plzdogood.
Maybe if Punto decided to be as good as last year, we would be ahead.
Maybe if everyone and their damn cat didn't get hurt, we would be ahead.
Maybe if Morneau found his boom stick and knew how to produce rbis we would be ahead.
Maybe if Cuddyer didn't strike out as much, we would be ahead.
Maybe if we didn't trade people we really shouldn't have, we would be ahead.
And maybe if we didn't suck. We would be ahead.
UPDATE:
It's only 8 minutes into the game and there is already 3 hits. 2 runs in already...wait..3 now..uh..wait wtf is going on!?
AWESOME GARZA. NO. NO. RLY. WTF.
Garza is 0-2 against KC.
I'm not even going to update you on this game.
I'm not counting this game as a real game, I don't count the ones they don't show on tv a game.
I'm weird, shut up.
NEXT GAME: MUFFIN MAN. <3 plzdogood.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
sometimes u just wanna smack someone up.
from the tribe:
"Jason Tyner led off the inning with a single to right field. That brought up Punto, the worst-hitting regular in the majors. He was going to bunt, of course, and he did -- just into the air behind home plate. Indians catcher Victor Martinez made the catch for the first out.
"It's my own fault," Punto said. "I can't try to bunt pitches that aren't buntable. The pitch was a little high. He was doing exactly what he was trying to do: get me to pop it up. I should have took one."
If you knew it was high. And you knew what he was trying to do. And YOU KNOW you can't bunt pitches that aren't buntable...
THEN WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU DO IT *squeaks*
Uhhh...DUH!?
Okay, I can make excuses. You were nervous. Obviously you've been in a slump for quite some time. But seriously....I'm not mad I'm just SO SAD about how bad you are doing. I mean come on.
At least you are the leader with the best fielding percentage in the American league for 3rd base.
It's .974.
And it's also the 2nd best in all of MLB.
That is a big plus.
What?
Nick Punto has a better fielding percentage than A-rod? And David Wright? AND TEH JETER..omigawdnowai.
Yeah think about that one. It makes me smile. Then I realize A-rod's batting avg is like 3489.0....it makes me die a little inside. BUT WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT BATTING NOW ..are we!...uh. Wow Karlee settle down there.
Okay YOU KNOW WHAT I'm going to say it.
Nick should get a golden glove.
And I know alot of you would agree with me.
Having a gold glove doesn't mean your bat is golden too.
Just the glove, thats it.
He deserves it after having a shit-tastic time at the plate.
Punto, you should be happy you are cute and nice, and amazing on the field.
And you should also be happy that Gardy loves you with with every inch of his Santa Claus heart.
"Jason Tyner led off the inning with a single to right field. That brought up Punto, the worst-hitting regular in the majors. He was going to bunt, of course, and he did -- just into the air behind home plate. Indians catcher Victor Martinez made the catch for the first out.
"It's my own fault," Punto said. "I can't try to bunt pitches that aren't buntable. The pitch was a little high. He was doing exactly what he was trying to do: get me to pop it up. I should have took one."
If you knew it was high. And you knew what he was trying to do. And YOU KNOW you can't bunt pitches that aren't buntable...
THEN WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU DO IT *squeaks*
Uhhh...DUH!?
Okay, I can make excuses. You were nervous. Obviously you've been in a slump for quite some time. But seriously....I'm not mad I'm just SO SAD about how bad you are doing. I mean come on.
At least you are the leader with the best fielding percentage in the American league for 3rd base.
It's .974.
And it's also the 2nd best in all of MLB.
That is a big plus.
What?
Nick Punto has a better fielding percentage than A-rod? And David Wright? AND TEH JETER..omigawdnowai.
Yeah think about that one. It makes me smile. Then I realize A-rod's batting avg is like 3489.0....it makes me die a little inside. BUT WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT BATTING NOW ..are we!...uh. Wow Karlee settle down there.
Okay YOU KNOW WHAT I'm going to say it.
Nick should get a golden glove.
And I know alot of you would agree with me.
Having a gold glove doesn't mean your bat is golden too.
Just the glove, thats it.
He deserves it after having a shit-tastic time at the plate.
Punto, you should be happy you are cute and nice, and amazing on the field.
And you should also be happy that Gardy loves you with with every inch of his Santa Claus heart.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
End of the world..
.......Or something.
SO ya know we had the locusts this year.
We've had flooding.
Weird things happening and then I stumble across this on kare11.com
(Zomg Mike Pomeranz is a stud LOLLERCOASTERWTFBBQ.)
"You've no doubt heard the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."
Well Monday night's storm rained fish on Dale Johnson's Burnsville yard.
Johnson said he found a 29 1/2 inch northern on his lawn Tuesday morning.
He lives about one mile from the Minnesota River, but this wasn't a flying fish, just a northern.
He says there are no hook marks on the fish.
Johnson has no idea how the fish ended up on his lawn."
HE HAS NO IDEA.
It's teh jebus.
DUH.
See in my eyes if its the end of the world the Twins will miraculously get into the playoffs.
OH BURN.
BURN.
SRYSLY.
Tyner already got a home run.
OH. DOUBLE BURN.
Naughty Karlee.
SO ya know we had the locusts this year.
We've had flooding.
Weird things happening and then I stumble across this on kare11.com
(Zomg Mike Pomeranz is a stud LOLLERCOASTERWTFBBQ.)
"You've no doubt heard the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."
Well Monday night's storm rained fish on Dale Johnson's Burnsville yard.
Johnson said he found a 29 1/2 inch northern on his lawn Tuesday morning.
He lives about one mile from the Minnesota River, but this wasn't a flying fish, just a northern.
He says there are no hook marks on the fish.
Johnson has no idea how the fish ended up on his lawn."
HE HAS NO IDEA.
It's teh jebus.
DUH.
See in my eyes if its the end of the world the Twins will miraculously get into the playoffs.
OH BURN.
BURN.
SRYSLY.
Tyner already got a home run.
OH. DOUBLE BURN.
Naughty Karlee.
Hospital rooms don't have FSN.
..and that's just not right.
Or I couldn't find it..
ANYWAYS.
SO I was M.I.A for quite some time.
Karlee was a very very sick bird. Very. Sick. Bird.
Like..blech.
ANYWAYS.
I was a sad girl because I couldn't watch half of the baseball games because I was in the hospital.
Won 5 games in a row?
Jeez..you guys got me all excited.
Then you guys started to play the Indians.
And then..I got un excited.
Tomorrows match up is black sabbath VS. Sit down, Bitch.
It going to be nuts.
Oh but I did catch some parts of the game today, even though we lost.
Uh..nice play by Punto? (I feel like a damn broken record over here..)
Bare handed..mid air throw..buhguhdslkfddjflkjdf meow.
And Torii showing off his "I can still slam into this puffy wall right here and look sexy while I catch this baseball right quick" skills.
Tomorrow I hope our boom sticks will come out to say hello.
Or I couldn't find it..
ANYWAYS.
SO I was M.I.A for quite some time.
Karlee was a very very sick bird. Very. Sick. Bird.
Like..blech.
ANYWAYS.
I was a sad girl because I couldn't watch half of the baseball games because I was in the hospital.
Won 5 games in a row?
Jeez..you guys got me all excited.
Then you guys started to play the Indians.
And then..I got un excited.
Tomorrows match up is black sabbath VS. Sit down, Bitch.
It going to be nuts.
Oh but I did catch some parts of the game today, even though we lost.
Uh..nice play by Punto? (I feel like a damn broken record over here..)
Bare handed..mid air throw..buhguhdslkfddjflkjdf meow.
And Torii showing off his "I can still slam into this puffy wall right here and look sexy while I catch this baseball right quick" skills.
Tomorrow I hope our boom sticks will come out to say hello.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Punto.
Twins5 - We lost by 27 points last night and we lost again tonight too- 2
You are the first awesomer of the day.
(copyright..karleepicturetaking-ness)
Awesome game saving plays.
You catch the ball like a bee attacks flowers.
Going up to the Boof being all "we should do this"
And it worked. Getting the guy out at 2nd.
And that awesome Bunt and double and two runs scored?
THANK YOU.
0-1 game until the 8th inning when Punto opened it up with a perfect bunt. Then awesomeness insued.
<3
Then Punto doing it again on a double play.
Say what?
Nick is over 200 again?
Sha-flippin-zam.
And Boof.
I You are amazing.
one score in 7 innings?
I think I can break this out once again.
OH yes.
The Boof the Boof the Boof is on fire.
Tomorrow.
Santana.
I smell a sweep. Don't want to be cocky but....C'mon.
You are the first awesomer of the day.
(copyright..karleepicturetaking-ness)
Awesome game saving plays.
You catch the ball like a bee attacks flowers.
Going up to the Boof being all "we should do this"
And it worked. Getting the guy out at 2nd.
And that awesome Bunt and double and two runs scored?
THANK YOU.
0-1 game until the 8th inning when Punto opened it up with a perfect bunt. Then awesomeness insued.
<3
Then Punto doing it again on a double play.
Say what?
Nick is over 200 again?
Sha-flippin-zam.
And Boof.
I You are amazing.
one score in 7 innings?
I think I can break this out once again.
OH yes.
The Boof the Boof the Boof is on fire.
Tomorrow.
Santana.
I smell a sweep. Don't want to be cocky but....C'mon.
thoughts of a baseball
Dear Justin Morneau,
Hi, it's me. *sighs*
Remember the days when you hit me between those two big yellow foul poles? And all the exciting fans tried to grab me because you hit a home run? I miss that. It's been a month....I'm sick of getting hit on the ground, it's messes up my complexion. I like it when you smack me SUPER HARD.
sincerely,
Dear Nick Punto,
HIT ME! UGHH AHHHH!
angered,
Dear Boof Bonser,
Stop throwing me so high. I don't want home runs from the other team. I WANT HOME RUNS FROM YOU GUYS OKAY? And let me slap perfectly happy in Mauers mitt plz.
ps: oh yeah..when I said not to throw high, I also mean don't throw me in the damn dirt. Or infront of the plate.
bashfully yours,
Twins,
I SWEAR if you guys lose 0-1 again.
I will burn all my clothes in my living room and dance around saying I'm John Lennon. Wanna know why? Because your making me go bat shit crazy.
no words,
Hi, it's me. *sighs*
Remember the days when you hit me between those two big yellow foul poles? And all the exciting fans tried to grab me because you hit a home run? I miss that. It's been a month....I'm sick of getting hit on the ground, it's messes up my complexion. I like it when you smack me SUPER HARD.
sincerely,
Dear Nick Punto,
HIT ME! UGHH AHHHH!
angered,
Dear Boof Bonser,
Stop throwing me so high. I don't want home runs from the other team. I WANT HOME RUNS FROM YOU GUYS OKAY? And let me slap perfectly happy in Mauers mitt plz.
ps: oh yeah..when I said not to throw high, I also mean don't throw me in the damn dirt. Or infront of the plate.
bashfully yours,
Twins,
I SWEAR if you guys lose 0-1 again.
I will burn all my clothes in my living room and dance around saying I'm John Lennon. Wanna know why? Because your making me go bat shit crazy.
no words,
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
In the land of 10,000 injuries
Watkins got hurt in today's game.
from the tribe:
"Tommy Watkins sustained a lower abdominal muscle injury running the bases in the eighth inning. He’s day-to-day, but he was still in pain and having trouble moving as the team packed for Baltimore."
I've heard people saying Nick Punto has a voodoo doll.
And slowly I'm thinking it's true....
The curse of the 3rd basemen position:
Buscher gets hurt.
Then Cirillo gets traded.
Watkins is now hurt.
And Rodriguez got sent down.
He's not just a super hero. He's also a voodoo magic man.
voodoomagicsuperhero.
And Torii also has been feeling not so good:
"Torii Hunter has a sore right shoulder today, which led to Jason Tyner entering as a defensive replacement in the eighth inning. Hunter insisted he’d be back in the lineup tomorrow night."
He insists because he's hard core.
But seriously.
Can we get a break?
It feels as if every series someone gets hurt.
The only person who hasn't been hurt/sent down this year I think is Punto. (it's b/c of his voodoo magic-ness)
I could be wrong.
But it totally adds up with my crazy prediction that Punto is into dark magic.
I think he doesn't hit the ball well because his bat is his wand. And he doesn't want to hurt it, because broken wands....well they don't work.
I need to stop reading Harry Potter.
Buscher is supposed to be activated tomorrow.
I wouldn't be surprised if he got on the wrong plane. By "accident"
(aka nick brain washing him into making him go to Cabo San Lucas instead of Baltimore)
(fyi: I'm not SERIOUS...maybe)
from the tribe:
"Tommy Watkins sustained a lower abdominal muscle injury running the bases in the eighth inning. He’s day-to-day, but he was still in pain and having trouble moving as the team packed for Baltimore."
I've heard people saying Nick Punto has a voodoo doll.
And slowly I'm thinking it's true....
The curse of the 3rd basemen position:
Buscher gets hurt.
Then Cirillo gets traded.
Watkins is now hurt.
And Rodriguez got sent down.
He's not just a super hero. He's also a voodoo magic man.
voodoomagicsuperhero.
And Torii also has been feeling not so good:
"Torii Hunter has a sore right shoulder today, which led to Jason Tyner entering as a defensive replacement in the eighth inning. Hunter insisted he’d be back in the lineup tomorrow night."
He insists because he's hard core.
But seriously.
Can we get a break?
It feels as if every series someone gets hurt.
The only person who hasn't been hurt/sent down this year I think is Punto. (it's b/c of his voodoo magic-ness)
I could be wrong.
But it totally adds up with my crazy prediction that Punto is into dark magic.
I think he doesn't hit the ball well because his bat is his wand. And he doesn't want to hurt it, because broken wands....well they don't work.
I need to stop reading Harry Potter.
Buscher is supposed to be activated tomorrow.
I wouldn't be surprised if he got on the wrong plane. By "accident"
(aka nick brain washing him into making him go to Cabo San Lucas instead of Baltimore)
(fyi: I'm not SERIOUS...maybe)
Bi Polar
That's what the Twins bats are.
It was 7 to 0...and thats the first inning.
11 men bat. 7 on the board.
Yeah..the 7 is for US.
I know..relax, sit down. Breathe in and out slowly.
Cuddy got a grand mo effing' Grand Slam.
And Mr.Nicky-p got did a sac fly.
YAY FOR RBI's!
Oh yeah..ps: Justin Morneau, you needs a home run. Like, soon. You haven't hit one since Toronto...ok no home run. Base hits are fine.
We won.
OH jeez.
ps:
That devo hat would make a pretty rad-ass jello mold. With oranges and fruit like things in it.. Mmmm..
It was 7 to 0...and thats the first inning.
11 men bat. 7 on the board.
Yeah..the 7 is for US.
I know..relax, sit down. Breathe in and out slowly.
Cuddy got a grand mo effing' Grand Slam.
And Mr.Nicky-p got did a sac fly.
YAY FOR RBI's!
Oh yeah..ps: Justin Morneau, you needs a home run. Like, soon. You haven't hit one since Toronto...ok no home run. Base hits are fine.
We won.
OH jeez.
ps:
That devo hat would make a pretty rad-ass jello mold. With oranges and fruit like things in it.. Mmmm..
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