Thursday, April 3, 2008

A big bag of suck

Thats what todays game was.
4-6-3's make me want to rip out my hair.

Dear Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau, and Micheal Cuddyer,

Hi, it's me again. I think the last time I wrote you all was when you did good.
Which was feels like hmmm...I forgot. But anyways......
Last night Joe decides to hit into a lovely double play.
Then today, YOU decide to just give us a sloppy sac fly, good job?
(I dont care if you got two doubles and two rbi's. I look towards the negative side of things)
Micheal Cuddyer, stop learning card tricks and start learning how to hit under pressure.
And I saved the best for last. Justin, hey whats your avg? .000? WOW REALLY?
I like the beginning of the year, only time I can actually say Nick Punto is doing better than you. And he is my friend, he is. Since he's actually hit the ball and got on base. Now you know how Nick feels, you did an amazing play at first base, BUT you cannot produce any important hits.

Woe is Morneau.
Woe is you.

Good luck against the 3-0 KC ROYALS (wtf?),
-Karlee



Jason Kubel,
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey rubix kubes.
Nice ringy dingy you got there, first of the season. Congrats.
I don't want to hurt your feelings but I thought Morneau or Cuddyer would of gotten it before you.
But, alas you triumphed against the others. Oh Kubes, how do you do it.

I got a fever,
-Karlee

2 comments:

Nick N. said...

Very glad to see my "Needs More Kubel" graphic spreading across the net. I credit your addition of the picture to the sidebar for Kubes' dinger today.

Karleeee said...

I jumped on the wagon.
Ya happy now? haha.
4 more years!

Kubel 4 prez?
Am I going too far?

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