Wednesday, August 8, 2007

dear......

Buscher out (LULZ...sorry..*shuts up*)

Brian Buscher is expected to miss the next few days because of an infection in his right leg.
Buscher fouled a ball off his leg while facing Paul Byrd in Cleveland, and the condition worsened. Buscher has played in eight games since making his debut two weeks ago.
"It's infected now," Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said, "and it sounds to me like they may end up having to drain it or something. I don't have a timetable on how many days this is going to be.
"He's not available."

DRAIN IT?
UGH
NASTY.

Anyways..maybe this means more play-fun-time for the player everyone hates to love? Mr.Punto? Eh?


*ahem*

Dear Tigers and Indians,

HAI. It's Karlee.Plz start sucking again. Wouldn't it just be a hoot if we were all tied for first? COME ON. It would be fun. YOU even know it.

thanks,
Karlee

Dear bitch sox,
Kick their asses. Thanks *hug*

<3,
Karlee
PS: you still suck and I don't like you.

Dear Dougy Mientkiewicz,
Hi.
It's been a while.
So uh. Uh..*sobs* I still miss you.
Ass.

heart brokenly yours,
Karlee

Dear Carlos Silva,
NO! *slaps*

:,
Karlee

Dear Torii Hunter,
Don't make me wanna smack a betch.
"I don't think we're struggling; I think we're just running into good pitching,"
let me correct you.
YOU ARE STRUGGLING. RUN. SUPPORT. DUH.

confused,
Karlee

Dear MN TWINS,

OKAY.
SO one minute you say "we need to wake up our bats"
Then.."well..they pitched good."
Then..."we pitched good but, we couldn't get any runs"

*blinks*
Pull your heads out of your jock straps and wake up and smell the ammonia infused water. OKAY. OKAY. GOOD.

UGHHHH,
Karlee
ps: I still love you.

Dear Dick,
I don't care where gaylord, MN is. And I think Bert is thisclose to beating you over the head with his circle machine. But let me tell you. You are being quite the silly pants lately. Stop stealing Berts fire. Thanx.

Ihaveamapofmexicoandyoudont,HA!,
Karlee

2 comments:

M. said...

I just came across your blog and think it is great! Keep it up, we need more girls to put in their comments about the Twins! :)

Katie said...

Too much information, Gardy. Ewww.

Your letter to carlos silva almost made me spit out coffee. Ha!

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