The game started with 2-0
we got to 2-1.
I'm like AWWWW we have a chance. OH YAY.
Even though we had about 439048490 times to score.
And had bases loaded twice.
I can get past that.
THEY GOT A GRAND SLAM.
I take that whole "get past that"
And I mean Mauer,Morneau,Hunter and Cuddyer haven't been the best either. But who pays attention to them? "they have been good this year so who cares if they suck now?"
If one person sucks.
The rest of the team can pick it up.
But if the rest of the team sucks.
We have problems.
Its the bottom of the 7th.
vladdy is up.
And let me tell you, he scares me.
He looks like a crazy-ass voodoo lovin' scary man who doesn't use gloves.
I bet he bites the heads off of chickens. And sacrifices goats.
He got walked. yuck.
Okay so I realized NOBODY on our team is above .300....
Should I give up now?
Lose all faith?
(sidenote: singles night august 17th at 7pm at the dome.)
I found it hilarious that bert said "rincon has been in our bullpin for 5 years (or 6..dont remember) and this year he has been struggling"
I WONDER WHY.
bottom of the 7th still..took out raccoon and put in
Where in the world is carmen cali-diego
Now he walked someone. CALI. NOES.
(atleast ron DL hit the ball sexy tonight..thanks 4 teh arrr bee eye)
Oh, thanks..they just scored.
Now you did a wild pitch.
Now Ortiz is coming in.
Someone shoot me in the face right now. K? thanx.
Another run in.
I think its 3490484908 to 1 now? Maybe? (its actually 8-1)
There is still one out.
AND DICK "oh he hasn't hit a major leauge home run yet"
Are you suggesting he should?
You want him to pull a tyner?
OH wow..9-1...bases are still loaded. Still one out.
oh oh OH. 10-1.......but two are out. Oh wait. Who cares they are 9 ahead.
Finally we got them out...
Next two innings.
We get 5 runs each.
Excuse me while I jump on the Lollercoaster.
But I think the Lollercoaster just got off the tracks and is quickly tumbling into the depths of hell.
Watkins is DH'ing now.....
Excuse me while I go drink myself into a coma.
Be back next year.
Ps: Jim souhan is mean. Of COURSE it's nicks fault that the guys in the begining in the line up are stressed into doing good hits(NOT).
THATS WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO DUH!
Didn't he noticed Cuddyer did nothing tonight?
Or the rest of the team?
No. He didn't. B/c it's easy to pick on punto.
Might as well kick them harder when they are already down right?
pps: Suprised the vikings lost? I'm not.
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- bizzaker betch!
- sometimes u just wanna smack someone up.
- End of the world..
- Hospital rooms don't have FSN.
- thoughts of a baseball
- In the land of 10,000 injuries
- Bi Polar
- GARZAAAA!!!! wtf mate?
- The Johan Santana Show.
- OH MY...you SO KNOW
- Line em' up.
- booom shaka laka laka BOOM.
- OH YES!
- You can't get rid of him
- I'm this close..
- Guess what.
- one more thing...
- My great uncle.
- Line-up and down-age.
- round 2
- Hmmm. Fox Sports...
- oh wow..
- You know what we need?
- you know whats awesome!?
- OH. OH. OH YES. ILU.
- ORLY Joe Mauer?
- ichiro..the killah.
- If you wish hard enough...
- wait...whats that? *sniff*
- oonst oonst.boom shaka laka.
- Chicks dig the short ball
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