....To sending cookies and kittens to the twins locker room.
The boys need some hard-core hugs. And a couple nice love-taps on the ass for good measure.
From the star trib:
Sizing up the mood, Hunter said, "I don't know what's wrong, don't know what happened. Don't know if it was [trading] Luis Castillo, or the comments from Johan, or what. But something negative has hit this clubhouse. Somethings not right."
They need to all sit down and talk to each other about their problems.
Have some cookies, pet some kittens and get their blood pressure down a bit.
(Because its a known fact petting kittens/cats makes your blood pressure go down, don't believe me. GOOGLE IT.)
Nicky, stop getting too excited. We might have to stop giving you so much candy and treats before the game. Why would you bunt with 2 strikes? Why didn't you just fly out! *Huffs and stomps my feet*
Johan. Stop pouting. You still look sexy when you pout. And you know it.
Cuddyer. Striking out isn't cute. Work on that.
Morneau..... LULZ WTH? Find your boom stick please.
Mauer. Just stand there and act like you suck and your struggling just as much as the other players..you really aren't sweetums..just..to make them feel better..please...oh btw..that catching error and you trying to steal 3rd. NOT SO CUTE. But those two things are the least of our problems.
Torii...have uh, you been playing recently? Because I don't notice you out there. Sorry.
Gurrier. I truly feel bad for you. No I do, I'm not mad. I'm just sad. *gives you teddy bear graham crackers*
Gardy. Uhm. Did Nathan have to go to the bathroom really bad? Is that why you didn't put him in? I hope that's the reason. Rly. And I'm glad you sent down Ford and brought up Cali, because he's really been helping (NOT!)
- ► 2010 (32)
- ► 2009 (18)
- ► 2008 (56)
- bizzaker betch!
- sometimes u just wanna smack someone up.
- End of the world..
- Hospital rooms don't have FSN.
- thoughts of a baseball
- In the land of 10,000 injuries
- Bi Polar
- GARZAAAA!!!! wtf mate?
- The Johan Santana Show.
- OH MY...you SO KNOW
- Line em' up.
- booom shaka laka laka BOOM.
- OH YES!
- You can't get rid of him
- I'm this close..
- Guess what.
- one more thing...
- My great uncle.
- Line-up and down-age.
- round 2
- Hmmm. Fox Sports...
- oh wow..
- You know what we need?
- you know whats awesome!?
- OH. OH. OH YES. ILU.
- ORLY Joe Mauer?
- ichiro..the killah.
- If you wish hard enough...
- wait...whats that? *sniff*
- oonst oonst.boom shaka laka.
- Chicks dig the short ball
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