Thursday, August 9, 2007

you know whats awesome!?


Dear twins,

Hi. I pitched my ass of today. Last time I checked my job is to save your guys' asses while you make awesome bunts,home runs, and line drives up the middle. I think I saw De Jesus taking a cat nap in center field. And the ump and the catcher having a tea party.

Not so happy,

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